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  <title>Will  Ken's MindSay Blog</title>
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  <dc:date>2007-10-16T01:10:22-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Cyber Groaner]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Cyber Groaner

A little boy goes up to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

"Well son, I knew that eventually you would want to know...

"Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I s</p>
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  <dc:date>2007-10-04T12:10:09-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Good Pro-Blonde joke]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of sec</p>
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  <dc:date>2007-09-12T03:09:51-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[This one made me laugh]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave Rome. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community.

So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of </p>
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  <dc:date>2007-07-27T04:07:25-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Rodney Dangerfield one liners]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to play with.

A girl phoned me the other day and said .... "Come on over, there's "nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
If it weren't for p</p>
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  <dc:date>2007-07-02T09:07:40-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Beauty]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><center><a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/mentorken/fun/f-Beer-Goggles-4605.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at...</p>
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  <dc:date>2007-07-02T12:07:56-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Recall Notice]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>RECALL NOTICE

  The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart.

  This is due to a malfunc</p>
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  <dc:date>2007-06-28T12:06:38-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Bloody Bat]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>A vampire bat returns to a cave covered in blood. The other bats hound him until he agrees to bring them to the source of all the blood, and they all fly off.

After leading the pack for a mile, the first bat suddenly </p>
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  <author>mentorken</author>
  <dc:date>2007-06-22T12:06:09-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[CEO of the business]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>The board of directors for a large company, believing it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers, so on a tour of the facilities during his first day, the...</p>
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  <dc:date>2007-06-14T04:06:29-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[New Words]]></title>
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  <dc:date>2007-06-12T12:06:21-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency <br /> <p>   <br /> </p> <p>&nbsp;June 7th, 2007: Washington, DC (AP) -- Congress today announced that the   <br /> </p> <p>&nbsp;office of President of the United States of...</p>
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